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一个女程序员写的：6 _2 z4 }- x' y2 Z; E. w
result love(boy, girl)
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{
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return girl.嫁给(boy);
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else if ( girl.愿意等() )
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while( ! (boy.赚钱 ＞ 100,000 and girl.感情 ＞ 8 ) ): n: i( b. A5 m9 t0 r
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for ( day=1; day ＜=365; day++)
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if ( day == 情人节 )* y" C( ^% a! e/ y: w
if ( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )( W7 c4 s1 p! g; \; D5 D% G+ s8 n/ l
girl.感情++;# _5 W! ]1 c5 P; U) u# D
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girl.感情--;. n, |/ ~; V3 P0 D. c
if( day == girl.生日)% L8 g- s* X2 a
if ( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )9 u) ~- ]8 I! `4 P' A% \7 H/ Z8 ], `
girl.感情++;
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boy.拼命赚钱();
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girl.goto( another_boy);$ x- E+ H5 C% p* B+ }% ?$ y
boy.郁闷中();
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return 没有结果;1 M3 ^6 \! X5 R8 N5 k+ k
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}
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{
; Q0 ~, q U8 }/ [/ l J girl.要男友买房();- h$ I# a5 _, E% Q
girl.要男友买车();
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if ( boy.有房() && boy.有车() )
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# h! Z# I' R% k: { girl.去澳洲旅游(boy);/ q7 J6 y5 M$ o/ u
girl.到英国威斯敏斯结婚(boy);, } P b& [3 _/ a4 K* K1 r8 n0 v
girl.嫁给(boy);
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}
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girl.byebye(boy);( X7 G9 W1 \9 V- J- U+ N. E
boy.郁闷中();8 b3 x% Z! X* B
boy.天天到ICKEY论坛灌水();
1 g+ q- d+ m5 R! s return girl.broadcast(“这个男人真小气“);8 ]5 K, F3 g% y- U
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return girl.每天逛专卖店();# P/ [! ~! ]2 _3 S
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return girl.goto( another_boy);
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