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一个女程序员写的:+ p) r& n/ }% ]& S
result love(boy, girl)
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( b; f* ]1 L# j. h* m- d) `8 U if ( boy.有房() and boy.有车() )
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boy.set(nothing);
1 q- q \! d, x* y5 ` return girl.嫁给(boy);
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else if ( girl.愿意等() )! E7 U" B6 O8 I) X! k
{
: R9 F* s0 B/ P! A& B while( ! (boy.赚钱 > 100,000 and girl.感情 > 8 ) )
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for ( day=1; day <=365; day++)
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if ( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )
: j/ V' {! H4 U4 `0 X9 \ girl.感情++;; e' C) m; }3 |$ f6 B0 W
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girl.感情--;2 j) j7 ` M9 d4 ^) [! ~2 c6 a; C, ]
if( day == girl.生日); }4 R' U; a# e) H/ c, x8 I$ X, G
if ( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )- E9 G6 K( R8 r1 a U
girl.感情++;$ }* J! R8 S7 |: ~
else
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1 f- I0 I8 N$ w h# ] boy.拼命赚钱();+ K/ {3 N I0 j/ D
if( girl.耐心 == 0 && girl.有其它追求者)
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. @5 G# \1 C0 `9 j d( l girl.goto( another_boy);0 Y& K: P2 F- t0 Y* b
boy.郁闷中();3 m5 K) H' }$ i2 Y$ y7 H* p* x: D
boy.天天到ICKEY论坛灌水();3 r7 E6 q, U$ D9 W, {+ F( s9 a1 g
return 没有结果;" M. X0 Q! e. ~+ p% j! N/ @
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}
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girl.要男友买房(); z' E8 ^2 ?) e
girl.要男友买车();
( ?! z' V% \! i T& [, u( u girl.每天逛专卖店();
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girl.去澳洲旅游(boy);2 ?* Q* S8 b N M) {2 b
girl.到英国威斯敏斯结婚(boy);) ~9 g7 ]9 k4 d. Z8 _0 L Y
girl.嫁给(boy);- R$ r0 k) m2 C5 q" K: F
boy.没日没夜挣钱();
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{
) B2 N( r3 y: P% m) P( U7 n$ F girl.byebye(boy);
H& @) ~) ?9 y9 g boy.郁闷中();
% ?$ o) O9 {- I( C* J boy.天天到ICKEY论坛灌水();
! @% P" P# C0 B/ y3 y1 L5 U) Q8 p return girl.broadcast(“这个男人真小气“);1 g; N/ _6 P. `" ?0 w: L7 y
}
6 r1 Z2 w8 M4 X) i, V* o* S) p: J return girl.每天逛专卖店();
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return girl.goto( another_boy);
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